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Category: Recreation, Fun 17 comments 3 Oct 2005 @ 11:35 by swanny : IcebergsWell..... hmmmmm Moving on then to the recent past.... How is it possible, with all the modern technology that a ship can still somehow manage to hit an iceberg? Asleep at the wheel or talking on a cell phone perhaps or watching reality TV on a portable DVD? Okay now thats what happens perhaps when one isn't paying attention.... ahhh Attention Deficit then aye? 3 Oct 2005 @ 11:47 by swanny : ? I mean its not like icebergs are just "racing" along trying to diss unsuspecting vessels is it and they can't really just sneak up on you and they are white against a dark ocean..... was it perhaps totally below the surface...(odd but possible I suppose) but still theres sonar no? maybe they thought it was just a virtual iceberg then aye.... hmmmmm well whatever..... solar eclipse......today 3 Oct 2005 @ 12:08 by swanny : .... Well whatever.... Moving on then back to humanities grand plan of converting the planet into one huge dumpster. Now what can we litter it with today? 3 Oct 2005 @ 14:39 by swanny : well Well I suppose there's always deleting ones junk mail and spam to look forward too..... sighs... 3 Oct 2005 @ 20:20 by jmarc : until we start mining triple helium from the moon, and bringing it back here, remember, everything originated from the planet earth, so it's all just returning to source. My house gets littered when earth gets tracked in. It's all POV which brings us to the iceberg. I guess the captains point of view wasn't too omniscient. Douglas Adams put forth the theory that it was actually the mice that are running things. Being anti authoritarian, I went out and got a new cat, just to be safe. 3 Oct 2005 @ 20:56 by swanny : Hee hee But wait maybe the cats are running things I mean really have you ever met a cat you could trust seriously.... I think I'll go get a dog.... 3 Oct 2005 @ 21:02 by swanny : Well Well yes there was Kitty our cat of 15 years. She probably only was trustworthy though as long as we fed her. She always used to greet me at the back door after school only me...... well yes I usually fed her.... or maybe she was stalking me .... yikes..... Is this coffee strong or what. 4 Oct 2005 @ 01:44 by jmarc : sure is strong that's why I limit myself to one cup just in the mornings. Ok the cup is quart sized, but i can tell myself I just had one cup..The things we tell ourselves... 4 Oct 2005 @ 10:14 by swanny : .... Bush Nominates "pastry chef" to fill supreme court vacany! Well at least they'll eat good... rich but probably good. 4 Oct 2005 @ 12:25 by swanny : .... Do you think she favors the red sprinkles or the sliver ones.... personally I don't like either on account of having weak teeth. I do like nanimo bars though and sherbert. Orange sherbert always seems to have a bit of a zing to it. It must have lemon in it. oh What a wonderful world *tries to smile* *sighs* 4 Oct 2005 @ 12:48 by swanny : .... Well the solar eclipse was almost cancelled due to poor attendance but went ahead anyway as scheduled and fall was almost postponed due to a shortage of berry buckets and a lack of bears but will tenatively go ahead depending on the weather. It will now be manditory to wear white socks on Tuesday mornings according to a UN study that shows wearing white socks on Tuesday mornings cuts down on dark belly button lint, the lighter colored lint which is necessary for the shielding of the space shuttle somehow. The visitor or tourist to the space station has been told he'll have to find his own way back down to earth as there is not enough room on any upcoming flights. It was suggested he order a pizza and get a ride back with the delivery boy or sue for damages except that the space shuttle is out of any legal jurisdiction. Well it seems bottled water is more expensive than gas which is somewhat startling since well... whatever. 4 Oct 2005 @ 20:41 by jmarc : all that confectioners sugar isn't going to go good with the black robes. I forsee problems. Actually, I think it was a good thing he went outside the pool of judges foe a SCOTUS pick, but it would have been better to have nominated someone completely outside of the profession of law. Someone who simply had a good comprehension of the constitution and nothing else, but grounded in real life. Maybe I'll write him a letter and put my own name forward, because, ya know, he may still get a few more picks in the next few years. He's one heck of a head faker that pres.Dumb as a fox. Its still up for debate whether there is more Hot air(gas) than water on the planet huh? Good thing we aren't running cars on water though, at those prices. 4 Oct 2005 @ 21:07 by swanny : Good idea I leave your sword and cape at home though for the interview They went out a few years back but I think the helmet is still in... Hey maybe I could.... naw.... I don't look good in black... 5 Oct 2005 @ 10:26 by swanny : ... I started out with nothin and thankfully I still have most of it left. 5 Oct 2005 @ 10:28 by jmarc : good persppective lol. 5 Oct 2005 @ 10:38 by jmarc : Here;s an interesting one Blind soul legend STEVIE WONDER could get his sight back - thanks to new microchip technology. Doesn't say if he'll be changing his name to Jordi though... {LINK:http://contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/stevie%20wonder%20to%20get%20his%20sight|LINK} 5 Oct 2005 @ 14:18 by swanny : Interesting yes I hear theyre (who are they anyway) doing many interesting things with technology. 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