2001-11-18T11:20:24Z User 38 https://newciv.org/nl/newslog.php/_v38/ OrgSpace NewsLog

the younger ones are always the smartest ~(*_*)~

there were two camels, the young one said "why do we have big feet?" the other one said "so that our feet wouldn't sink when we walk through the desert" and the smaller one said 'ok' a long time past and he ask "why do we have long eyelashes?" the bigger one said "to prevent the dust from our eyes in the desert" he said ok. a long long time passed and he asked "why we have these humps on our backs?" the bigger one answered "so when we travel for days in the desert we will not get thirsty" he said ok. an extremely long time passed and he asked "so if we need ALL of these for the DESERT, why are we in the ZOO!!"AHAAHHAHAHAHHEHEHEHEHHOHHHOHHHIHHHEEHHEHAHHA]]> https://newciv.org/nl/newslog.php/_v38/__show_article/_a000038-000010.htm 2001-11-18T11:20:24Z 2001-11-18T11:20:24Z

its always good to know ither languages

there was once a mother mouse, her baby and a cat, the mother went "bark!!'" and the cat ranaway and the mother told her baby "you see how good it is to know foreign languages"
hahahahahahhhehhehehhehhooohohoo]]> https://newciv.org/nl/newslog.php/_v38/__show_article/_a000038-000009.htm 2001-11-18T11:08:40Z 2001-11-18T11:08:40Z

and now for whats making the news........

hello, im bonnie interupting you for a news broadcast for which could NOT be held back.
today, a woman was crossing the road and dropped he purse and, as she scrambled to pick up her change a TRUCK was coming 150km/min . unluckily, the woman was plunged 3 feet into the air (newsflash breaking a record of a man who went up 150 feet) as onlookers encircled the woman, someone said "call de' ambulance!" "AH WOMAN DEADIN'" BUT, sorrowly, a pack of wolves came and everyone ran as the ambulance was approaching, everyone TRAMPLED over each other trying to get into the van for safety leaving the woman to suffer .AND IM NOT WAITING AROUND HERE TO SEE WHATS REMAINED OF HER! im going for front seat. UR ON YOUR ON CAMERA MAN> i lost my car for not paying my speeding tickets FOR A STORY!!!. anyway they seem to be almost through with the woman AHH its unspeakable IM GETTING OUTTA HERRRE
THIS IS BONNIE REPORTING FOR "FAST AND FOOLISH, ON THE ROAD"

JOIN US NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER HEARTBREAKING NEWS

AND THE MORALE OF THE STORY ISSSSSS.... DONT PLAY GREEEDY WHEN YOUR LIFE IS AT SATKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANKYOU]]> https://newciv.org/nl/newslog.php/_v38/__show_article/_a000038-000008.htm 2001-11-14T07:35:19Z 2001-11-14T07:35:19Z

two guys on a plane, its about to crash!!

two guys were on a plane which was about to crash,
the first guy said "i believe in God"
and he put a dollar and jumped into the ocean and survived,
the second guy took out a 5 dollar bill and stayed on the plane and died, he went up to hevean and God ask him why he didnt jump, he said "i was waiting for my CHANGE"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! OHOHOHOHOHOHOH SILLLLLLLLY]]> https://newciv.org/nl/newslog.php/_v38/__show_article/_a000038-000007.htm 2001-11-14T07:21:56Z 2001-11-14T07:21:56Z

1. three stupid frogs (smart) 2. two drunk men (dum dums)

ONE
there were three frogs,
the first frog said "butt"
the second frong said "why"
and the third frog said "pherr"
AND THEY WERE LOOKING AT A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!





TWO
there were two men in a bar watching football,
then the news came on where a man was going to jump off a bridge,
the first man said "ill bet you $100.00 he will not jump"
the second man said "ok"
then the man jumped off the bridge and died,
as the man was about to hand him the money,
he said "keep it because i saw the news earlier"
then the second man said "i did too but i didnt know he was sooo STUPID to jump AGAIN"
ahahahhahahahhahahahahahehehehheheahhahehahehheh!!]]> https://newciv.org/nl/newslog.php/_v38/__show_article/_a000038-000005.htm 2001-11-09T15:24:21Z 2001-11-09T15:24:21Z

try this one for size.......

try to stand on your head and count to one hundred or until your mother call you for lunch.
go jump in a pile of mud and if your mom asks what your doing, just say your getting a body and facial do.
try to bend your foot backwards to bite your nails
and thats the thoughts for the day.]]> https://newciv.org/nl/newslog.php/_v38/__show_article/_a000038-000003.htm 2001-11-01T07:02:22Z 2001-11-01T07:02:22Z

What happens to our hair?

I wonder why people die their hair,
Like if they dont really care
I wonder why when u get old,
Why it turns grey,
Are they saying that they are cold?

I wonder why when my mom sees one,
She freaks out like if its a gun
I wonder why we have different types
Maybe its because of LICE?

I wonder if when i get old,
If my hair will feel cold,
And fall to the ground,
Never to be found,
Again.

By *Bonnie*]]> https://newciv.org/nl/newslog.php/_v38/__show_article/_a000038-000002.htm 2001-11-01T06:57:45Z 2001-11-01T06:57:45Z

My Best of friends

She's my best of friends
Had her since a baby,
And still she's with me
Forever i will have her,
My stuffed dog Fluffy

Once she was white
Then changed colour,
Although all her fur came off
I still love her

She's older than my bed,
She's older than my paulie,
She is like my rainbow,
My stuffed dog Fluffy.
By Bonnie]]> https://newciv.org/nl/newslog.php/_v38/__show_article/_a000038-000001.htm 2001-10-24T14:33:23Z 2001-10-24T14:33:23Z