25 Oct 2006 @ 15:32, by swanny
Jan 24, 2005
Earth
the cafe
[quote]
Shovel?
What tis a shovel Kaptain
*asks Chekoofus*
*Captain rolls eyes and looks at the ceiling*
A Shovel.... yes its a concept Mr Chekoofus
From a time when people still worked for a
living.....
Iss it like a phaser......
*says checkoff*
no phasers were things people went through
in the course of there life....
LIke vodka?
yes like vodka
*sighs and wonders what they are
teaching in schools these days*
*suddenly a voluputous blond Klingon
in hot pants beams on to the deck"
*looks at the captain and says*
I want you
Yes I know..... they all do....
And I feel a wardrobe malfunction coming on
*she says*
You know that is not the appropriate use of
velcroe *says the captain*
Oh whats the use *says spock*
Its these ears and green blood
the shame......
*captain turns and thinks quickly again
something he seems to be gaining a little
skill at*
My agent can probably get you something on the
Greenish Giant set......
*spock raises eyebrow*
Really.... would they throw in some cans of
corn...
*breaks to commericial*
Only you can save a forest
*insert smoky the bear ad*
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Oct. 25, 2006
Earth
Morning
Wednesday
Yes humor heals
but we need more than that now i'm afraid...
and you know who has the answers I'm thinkin
I'm thinkin we forgot about the children no
not the older ones the real youngins...
they're the ones that can lead us...
we just grown stupid and old...
and forgotten how to live...
listen to the children
ask the children
the worlds children
the ones that still know what truth is...
sir
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