 10 Jan 2013 @ 22:33, by Unknown
revised version
2013 Jan 9 18:30 hours OPERATION WHALE ICE : for immediate release: REVISED 10 jan 2013 3:30 PM MST
Mayday, mayday, mayday @ natureshandalta:
SITUATION: After 4 days FAMILY POD OF 12 WHALES IN Distress STRANDED FROM OPEN WATER AND DROWNING IN SHRINKING ICE HOLE IN CANADIAN NORTH, EASTERN HUDSON'S BAY. 30 kilometers off the coast of Inukjuak, Que. https://maps.google.com/?q=inukjuak have since move on further 100km from open water to the west.
PROTOCOL
DECLARE public welfare/animal EMERGENCY (On account of global warming pushing regular innate whale habits and season back, see = [link] Canadian gov commandeer 3 armed air force jets with missile munitions to break pathway in [link] ice to open waters for whales..... missile hole targets 200 ft cir cum ice circles/holes 1/2 mile or less apart with holes leading to open water........ start making holes from open water to where whales are located to avoid injuring or killing whales......
Logistics/Budget
Supervisor DoF and CAF experts
make holes to west 270* or 250* SW @ North 0/360 clockwise
number of holes/missiles = 180 holes, = 1 per 1/4 mile or so
length of hole pathway = 100 km ???
cost per missile = $1500 x 180 = $270,000
cost per jet per hour $4000 x 8 x 3 = $96000
time 8 hours max = 32 man hours....
total cost..... $356,000 4 hour operation
recoup costs by making CBC movie or tv episode....
advertizing revenue - production costs = $200000 for 1 hour to 2 hour show.... and rebroadcasts
$156,000 shortfall to tax payer cost
over and out
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