The Ancient Story of Creation and its Evolution 5 comments

14 Mar 2014 @ 11:43, by Unknown the ancient story of creation. 2013. Before the beginning, before 13.7 billion years ago, there was nothing and it stretched past infinity. And nothing was God, or God which was nothing, gave birth to himself, and he stretched to infinity, and it was okay. Then one day, before there was any time or place, God thought and thought cause he wanted to create something, something basic, good and wonderful. So then about a million years later God exclaimed 'eureka' , i'll create a simple element and call it... hmm ? Hmmdrogen hm no hydrogen, i'll call it hydrogen, yes and so he sat at his creation design desk and came up with hydrogen's design and properties and when done he waved his magic hands, reached into his magic bag and sprinkled magic dust here and there and said the magic words and sasam, infinity was filled with hydrogen and it was more than okay it was great. And God was just so tickled about it, that he said 'this calls for a smoke', so he pulled out his pipe and matches and organic tobacco and leaned back to enjoy his 2nd creation after himself, hydrogen. As he was lighting his pipe there was this huge big bang and explosion ... And the rest is history. The beginning had begun. A natures hand production by ed. (c) 6am mst 21 dec. 2013, ab ca na earth.

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